1. saladder:

    people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

    (via badtexter)

     
  2. peppermint-lucy:

    pumpkinskull:

    pleatedjeans:

    via

    PRECIOSU BABY

    ROCK THAT FUCKING CAT

    (via erya)

     

  3. eggplont:

    sparrow-and-nightingale-221b:

    ughsos:

    in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

    this is violently beautiful

    do you have a family yet?

    (Source: 666calum, via wreckless--teen)

     
  4. tyleroakley:

    coolator:

    i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

    it just got worse and worse

     
     
  5. californicatinq:

    you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head

    (Source: fyeahmovieclub, via jump-thenfall)

     
  6. effington:

    fashion-and-film:

    The Princess Diaries (2001)

    Iconic

    (via pursuitofhapppinessss)

     
  7. goddesswithinyou:

    weed-and-hip-hop:

    LOLOL

    Hahaha….I gotta give this a try;)

    (via n0cturnl)

     
  8. (Source: youngparis, via n0cturnl)

     

  9. seinfelcl:

    how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

    (via takemeback-)

     

  10. equisollux:

    zombiecthulu:

    basedkuroko:

    my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

    image

    the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

    image

    I bet he’s on Tumblr

    I am

    (Source: lolicutie, via takemeback-)

     
  11. velvet-cigarette:

    i laughed so hard my neighbor thought someone was hurt

    (Source: fuckyeahdementia, via jump-thenfall)

     

  12. jungwildeandfree:

    thisismedisappearing:

    I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”

    hats off for the ultimate dad joke

    (via jump-thenfall)

     
  13. heckayeah:

    How Many Cats You Got Bro Shit

    (Source: smokingjointswithmileycyrus, via pursuitofhapppinessss)

     
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  15. silxnce:

    assbutt-from-gallifrey:

    whinecraft:

    berserkerbaby:

    i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
    car parks wtf

    is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

    NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR

    Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.

    (Source: generalnazgrim, via takemeback-)