1. starsmahogany:




    they’re so CUTE

    If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?


    Even the “pulling the dress up” part is accurate

    (via lubricates)

  2. reblog-gif:

    funny gif blog — http://gifini.com/

  3. sexadvicegoddess:



    I am crying I love this too much

    (Source: brokenimagephotos, via seduce-youwithmy-awkwardness)


  4. consultingsonic:


    team 5’5 and under where ya at

    they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

    (Source: blackfemalepresident, via takemeback-)


  5. "Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him."
    — Unknown (via obsessiveobsessions)r (via livelifetipsy)

    (Source: capecodcollegiate, via blissandluxury)

  6. luxhysteria:

    Jupiter’s great red spot. A hurricane three times the size of our whole planet that’s been raging for centuries.

    (via n0cturnl)


  8. Speaking dos languages diferentes in a sentence because eres a multicultural motherfucker.

    (Source: melinaylen, via paperpassions)


  9. "Don’t think about what can happen in a month. Don’t think about what can happen in a year. Just focus on the 24 hours in front of you and do what you can to get closer to where you want to be."
    — Eric Thomas (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

    (via paperpassions)


  10. wildhogs2007:


    i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”


    (via tyleroakley)


  11. theanti90smovement:

    sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

    (via lubricates)

  12. fancypancakes:


    whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

    I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via barbies-not-even-perfect)


  13. 0m:

    You give me a boner
    not a penis boner
    but a boner in my heart
    a heart on, an affection erection

    (via princcess)


  14. dajo42:

    laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

    (via lubricates)


  15. Anonymous said: Did your mom ever find out about you doing the challenge? I'm so happy you posted the video, I was C R Y I N G, good lord.


    yea she came home and i was almost crying and she was like wtf is wrong with you and i was like mom im sorry i did the bucket thing and like a couple minutes before i took off my sweater so she wouldnt find out since it got wet and i only had a bra on and she literally almost passed out because she thought i posted it in only a bra lmao